Varun

=There's a Boy in the Girls Bathroom!!= =By Varun=

**(wiki messaging number is 179785)**
Think that a boy accidentally went in the girls bathroom, screamed and then ran out the door!!!!!!!!!

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============================================================================ I think that tomorrow me and Jeff are going to do homework together. Jeff will help me do my home work and I won't help Jeff, since I dont know how to do it. Today I forgot to go to Jeff's house to do homework with him, instead, I visited Carla. She gave me work and said that this is not my homework and I don't even have to write my name on it. I have to find out as many topics as I can so we can talk next week. I wrote down 81 topics and I wrote some of the topics more than 1 times by accident (i didn't catch the mistakes). At my house I played with my friends (dolls, animal toys), until my little sister came in (Claudia). I quickly shoved the list under my pillow, on my bed. She said, "how about what dad's going to do to you when he finds out about you flunking, that's a good topic." pretended, I did not know what she was talking about. So she dived for my pillow and so did I but she was quicker. And she read all of my 81 topics and said, "you wrote gold stars three times". So I erased two out of the three gold stars. She said, "it's the stupidest list I have ever seen. Your counselor won't want to talk about anything you wrote." I said, "you don't know her!!. She likes me a lot. She'll talk about anything to me!!" Claudia shouted, "it's just her job to like you"!!. Then I thought about it and I crumpled my list and threw it in the trash bucket and I played with my animal dolls. When I went to school I was called a monster from outer space. When I went to talk to my counselor she asked, "Did you think of a topic, I thought you would have made a list" and I replied, "monsters from outer space", then we talked and talked about monster from outerspace.

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=================================================================================================================================== Q. How did you get a black eye even when you are the bully? A. I got in a fight with this girl named Melinda, Lori, and Colleen. Melinda punched me in the eye. Q. Since you are a bully, why do YOU get called names? A. Because other kids HATE me! Q. Why do other kids hate you? A. Because I am a bully. Q. Why don't you try to be more nice? A. Nobody gives me a chance to be nice so I can't.

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=================================================================================================================================== I looked out the window, unsure if Jeff and his gang of bullies were waiting for me. I asked Ms.Ebbel "what page is homework on?" and Ms. Ebbel hesitatingly replied "page 43 Bradley." I went home and looked on page 43...

**Q1.What is 3/4 of 2/3's?**
I thought it was impossible, I tried doing it then Ronnie said "you have never done homework before". "Hey Bradley what is going on?" asked Bartholomew. Ronnie whispered "shhh, he's trying to concentrate". I walked to school with my book and homework. When i got to class i was looking where to put my homework, then i walked to Ms. Ebble and ripped up my homework. Ms. Ebble taped up the homework and gave me a gold star. I spent recces reading "My Parents Didn't Steal an Elephant".When I walked out the door Ms. Wilcot stopped me and asked "you were reading, weren't you?" "good for you Bradley!" when I got home I started reading, till Ronnie said "I didn't know you know ho to read?!" I went to school holding my magic book, I started reading. Curtis stopped me and said "give the book, I'll read it to you. Are you looking at the pictures only?!" he smirked. Jeff said "lets fight," "okay," "I'll let you go first" said Jeff. I said "Hello how are you doing." he said "I am doing fine." they asked me to play basketball," i said "i stink so no", "so all of us stink" colleen asked me "do you want to some to my b'day on Sunday. "yes". Colleen said to Melinda "you cant come," "you beat them up". Then the birthday party came, Colleen and Jeff came and rang the doorbell. I saw them, I screamed to my mom "mom you didn't put a tie on the gift!!!!" Jeff said "it OK, you can take mine." I said "NO." Then the games came, we played games such as races like 3 legged race, somersault race, and a relay race. I was on all the winning teams. After the party Colleen's mom counted up all the points and said the winners, "First place-Bradley..., last place Jeff." i got a harmonica and Jeff got a doll dress. i asked him if you want to trade with me, he said no. =The book Ended Here!!=